October 2009
38 posts
“Oh dear god. Please, please. Stop talking. I’m trying desperately to ignore the...”
– Sue Sylvester, Glee 106 (“Vitamin D”) (via gleeky)
“Let me be frank: Your husband is hiding his Kielbasa in a Hickory Farms Gift...”
– Sue Sylvester, Glee 106 (“Vitamin D”) (via gleeky)
rambutan:
“I’ll often yell at homeless people, ‘Hey, how’s that homelessness working out...”
– Sue Sylvester, Glee 104 (“Preggers”) (via gleeky)
“Glee Club… every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating...”
– Sue Sylvester, Glee 106 (“Vitamin D”) (via gleeky)
“There’s not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans, and an...”
– Sue Sylvester, Glee (“Preggers”) (via gleeky)
“This is what we call a total disaster ladies, I’m going to have to ask you...”
– Sue Sylvester, ‘Acafellas’
“Further embarrassed.”
– Sue Sylvester, ‘Mash Up’
“I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage … walked in on my parents...”
– Sue Sylvester (Glee) (via sisterspock)
“Lady justice wept today.”
– Sue Sylvester, “Showmance”
Glee, 1x06: "Vitamin D"
Sue Sylvester: It's the same old story: the wife puts on a few extra pounds...
Terri Schuester: I'm pregnant.
Sue Sylvester: Oh, that's no excuse. I've always thought that the desire to procreate was a sign of personal weakness. Me, I've never wanted kids. Don't have the time; don't have the uterus.
Sue: Iron tablet?
Will: Uh…
Sue: Keeps your strength up while you’re menstruating.
Will: I don’t menstruate.
Sue: Yeah? Neither do I.
“Dear Journal,
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to...”
– Sue Sylvester
(and corrections)
(via karinanotcinerina)
“I can’t trust a man with curly hair. I can just picture birds laying sulfurous...”
– Sue Sylvester, Glee (via hmizzle)
“I like minorities so much, I’m thinking of moving to California to become one.”
– Sue Sylvester (via karinanotcinerina)
